Pam Says:

"I don't care if I am stuck in August, I'm not staring at that dog!"

Pam Says:

"Your party starts at five, right? What if we want to party at noon?"

Pam Says:

(after imbibing a substantial amount of wine...)
"What? I'm just trying to stay warm."
*sip*

Pam Says:

"Where did I pull this out of?!"

Pam Says:

"Marriage is not a lifetime of happiness and love."

Pam Says (to one of the dogs):

"No! I'm going to sit down and relax and you're going to let... me... alone."

*Thorla would like to thank Landon for submitting this Pam Quote*

Pam Says:

"Sh*t because you're having a heart attack, or sh*t because you're a prime candidate?"

Pam Says:

"I wanna park in front of the big tree!"

Pam Says:

"Look at me, I'm on a horse. Look at your man, he's in a broken chair."

Pam Says:

"I know you think you don't snore, but hello! If you wake up with Cheetos in your nose, you'll know why."

Pam Says:

"Girl's gotta make a profit."

Pam Says:

"Who's that guy who's kinda scary? Oh, Christopher Walken."

Pam Says:

"No one wanted to watch The Sound of Music with me because they don't know what's good."