Pam Says:

"I wanna park in front of the big tree!"

I'm on the Internet

...and in my pajamas, no less.

http://www.kidinthefrontrow.com/2010/03/interview-with-film-make-up-artist.html

Word from Wise

If you can avoid it, do not squirt liquid hand soap on your Blackberry, place it in an invisible puddle of water, and then sit on it for the entire journey home.
It will cost you a lot of money to replace your keypad.

But the new tracking ball will be pretty sweet.

Dangerdame Dishwashing

Today, I cut myself while washing dishes, for the third time in a period of a few months.
No, I was not washing a knife.
No, I didn't break something.
No, I don't have dry, fragile, cracking dish-pan hands.
I'm just that hardcore about cleaning dishes. apparently.

At least it didn't bleed this time. Oy vey.

Smart investment.

I have come to realize that despite their utmost importance to me now, there is no way to prescribe enough value to how important my friends will be to me in the future.

I have conquered laziness...

I created my very first hand-made reusable lady pad today before 10am, and I made it out of a 100% organic cotton T-shirt that I don't wear anymore. I'm so freakin' productive and green this morning, and it feels goooood.

Pam Says:

"Look at me, I'm on a horse. Look at your man, he's in a broken chair."