I want this.

In existence: a very large trunk that has the aesthetic of an antique wood/leather/brass luggage piece, but in fact, is deceptively more awesome than it sounds, because it transforms into a classy work space...






...just imagine that in an Old Man Lounge. Perfect, no?

Pam Says (to one of the dogs):

"No! I'm going to sit down and relax and you're going to let... me... alone."

*Thorla would like to thank Landon for submitting this Pam Quote*

Li'l Brudder

Look who has a website...

www.landonwisephotography.com

Pam Says:

"Sh*t because you're having a heart attack, or sh*t because you're a prime candidate?"

Worlds Collide, (The Ballad of Being a Terrible Person)

Two nights ago, as I was exiting the M train to go home after working until 2am, a man entered the car that I had been traveling in. This man looked like he had been beaten mercilessly; his face was bleeding and completely covered with scrapes and welts.
He was walking without difficulty and seemed to be coherent, but he was in bad shape.

His ability to get himself home may rationalize my reaction, but I am still a terrible person because my second thought, (preceded by the understandable 'oh, shit') was, "That doesn't look believable. If he was was injured that bad he would have dirt and blood on his clothes as well."

Apparently my brain is always on a film set.
My brain needs to learn that real life is not a movie.

Pam Says:

"I wanna park in front of the big tree!"

I'm on the Internet

...and in my pajamas, no less.

http://www.kidinthefrontrow.com/2010/03/interview-with-film-make-up-artist.html