Tuesday, September 21, 2010

ass chicken

Today, in front of the Food Emporium in Union Square, I heard someone say this:
"they've got some bangin'-ass chicken salad"

Yeah.

I don't know exactly what qualifies chicken salad as being of the "bangin'-ass" variety, but it does not seem like a healthy or appetizing achievement.
Neither does "frozen-ass" chicken, (see below) or any kind of chicken that could be described using the word ass.
Now, I don't eat poultry, (except at Renaissance Faires), but if I did, I would appreciate it if the world would kindly keep its ass off my chicken.
Right?





(artwork from www.nataliedee.com)

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